my jokes

Q:why are skeletons afraid of the dark?
A:because they have no guts
Q:why are the all blacks called the all blacks?
A:becauce they where all black
Q:what dose luke sky walker shave with?
A:a light-shaver
Q:how fast dose a man in a shower?
A:no km in a shower
Q:what's an animal you never play a game with
A:a cheetar