my jokes

Q:why are skeletons afraid of the dark?
A:because they have no guts
Q:why are the all blacks called the all blacks?
A:becauce they where all black
Q:what dose luke sky walker shave with?
A:a light-shaver
Q:how fast dose a man in a shower?
A:no km in a shower
Q:what's an animal you never play a game with
A:a cheetar

Malaysia

I am going to Malaysia.
for the rest of the year
and half of the next year.
My dad has already been.
He brought me back a present.
he brought me two toy Ferrari's and a toy plane to build.
And he brought my brother a toy gun and a toy Ferrari.
And My sister a dress.